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Are All Sports a Load of Balls

This is not a Sports Limerick ; For Jan's Limerick Contest . My Limerick will not mention Sports . Either pitches , golf courses or courts . 'Cept cranky old farts Who like playing darts With no fuss in a truss of supports . ----------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry guys , I just couldn't resist it ! Happy Christmas to all the talented writers here , and to those who passed comment on my "ramblings" . May your pens be sharp/witty and bountiful for 2016 Sean .

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/23/2018 9:22:00 AM

DANG, I came here hoping to find a new limerick and I find instead I have added to my aleady five comments beneath this one. haha. Thanks for your sweet comment on my limerick, Sean. Sure would love seeing one from YOU. Merry Christmas, old friend.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/29/2016 2:23:00 PM

THANKS SO MUCH. I just got the books!!! Ok, a soupmail for you!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/22/2016 8:46:00 PM

SEan did you ever send me that email? I don't recall seeing it? I will check again. Maybe I already answered it?

Sean Kelly
Date: 10/23/2016 2:57:00 AM

Sent again AD @ 8.50 (my time) .. Perhaps the Rooskies have hacked again for Trump , as he seems now to have both feet in his mouth !

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2016 7:28:00 PM

haha. Way to parody the no sports rule. you are so good with limericks.

Robert Heemstra

Date: 3/4/2016 10:12:00 AM

I was never much of a dart thrower, even back in athletic days! I love the limerick!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/5/2016 2:50:00 AM

Sean, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda

Hansteven Selfa

Date: 1/31/2016 9:01:00 AM

Sean, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/31/2016 3:27:00 AM

Game on, Sean, i'll score you a one hundred and eighty. Well done. regards, Viv

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/30/2016 12:55:00 PM

yours was GREAT, Sean, big congrats on a well deserved win.

Terry O'Leary

Date: 1/30/2016 5:32:00 AM

Very funny! Congrats on your win!!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 1/30/2016 3:24:00 AM

Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Sean!

Skat A

Date: 1/30/2016 2:30:00 AM

Sean, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Jan Allison

Date: 1/29/2016 6:19:00 PM

OK I said no sport but hey this was amazing humour and I couldn't resist giving it a well deserved first place:-) congrats Sean this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/25/2015 4:50:00 PM

hahaha, Hope it places HIGH. Merry Xmas, Sean.