April 8 - Dog Farting Awareness Day

8TH APRIL - DOG FARTING AWARENESS DAY I am not quite sure why we need a day to be made aware of dogs farting 'Cause when the darn dog farts we are quite aware, it leaves us smarting Raccoon's also fart, so just why haven't we also got a special day for that Manatees use farting as a form of swimming technique, that is a true fact Zebra's fart when startled, on running away one as hears them letting rip Even the smallest of insects fart, listen carefully, you hear their little blips Walruses, lets get it right, when farting it's best that you stand downwind To their horrendous farts, those who brave upwind are sure thick-skinned What we really do need here is a ruddy non farting animal awareness day For instance rabbits don't fart, sloths are far to lazy, that is what they say Octopuses are on the good manners list they're ones to never let one slip Mind, when it comes to the animal kingdom, there is not many on the list But, as to the why we have a dog farting awareness day, I've just no idea Unless it's to let us know gravy & dog food don't mix, it effects their rears Indiana Shaw . . . : /