Apb All Parents Bulletin

APB : It has been confirmed victims Respect and Dignity have been found dead. Respect died from several slaps to the face and Dignity was shot in the head. Suspects have been identified as Dishonor Yu, Plain Ignorance and total disregard. They have been affiliated with the gang Flippancy out of the city of Contemptuous yard. Do not approach suspects they are considered arm with bad manners and a lack of upbringing. If you have any information please contact your nearest Elder’s office at 1-800- needs a good ass kicking.