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Ants In Your Pants

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Ants In Your Pants

Ever wonder why we giggle How does it exactly start What makes it uncontrollable Perhaps it's a silly fart Giggles are quite intangible You can't buy 'em at the store Worth buckets full of greenbacks Some gold and so much more You're in a state of euphoria You try to stay calm but can't It's a tonic for whatever ails you When ants get in your pants Ever wonder why we giggle How exactly does it start They say it's very good for the soul And does wonders for your heart © Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 10/19/2012 3:59:00 PM
    I like this one. It reminds me a lot like the one you posted on 9-20-2012.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2012 6:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL That's because it's basically the same one... forgot I already posted it! DUH! Good morning, Carol... big hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 10/19/2012 11:02:00 AM
    Enjoyed this Funny and Witty poem very much Jack!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/19/2012 11:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks a bunch, Kash! Hope your day is great... cheers!
  1. Date: 10/19/2012 7:16:00 AM
    The ants up your way must be comics! The ones in Pa hurt when they bite! Very funny. Your are infectious!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/19/2012 7:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And if you believe that, got some properties in Florida I'd like you take a look at... you think our ants are big, Florida gators are sometimes 83 feet long! Okay, where's my pills! Love ya... Jack xox
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/19/2012 7:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You're right, up here in the frozen North, some have been known to grow to six feet from one end to their other end with nasty big biters! Speaking a strange lingo, they sometimes run for office but no one knows how to speak "antenese" They roam our vast wastelands in great hordes destroying everything in their path! (con't)