Anti-Vow of Modern Man

I'll marry you, for health and wealth but not till you're old and gray... (I'm not opposed to leaving you for a younger woman someday...) Don't be surprised, my pet afterall WE didn't wait So obviously marriage is not necessary to conjugate You believed we were besties but don't be fooled my dear Now you are my lust object or I'll tell everyone you're ***** Now do most the at-home work and go work outside it too Money is much more important than whether you're content or blue Go ahead and raise the kids going to church, and praying But you knew when you married me I'm not into all that! (Just saying!) To me, marriage is just a deal not a holy Sacrament Guess that means you could annul if I misunderstood what it meant