Another One Jerks Him Off

*to be sung to the tune of Queen’s decadent song, “Another One Bites The Dust” Barack makes his way into the room to speak to AIPAC in DC pandering to every one that he can offering jokes & smiles (hee hee) are we happy? are we psyched to die? have we all got down on our knees, give a handjob to the leader of tha biggest nuke stockpile in the middle east? another one jerks him off another one jerks him off and another one jerks, another one strokes, another one jerks him off hey, lotion up Netanyahu so you can jerk him off! how do you think we’re gonna all survive with this madman at the wheel? doesn’t really matter what your answer is doesn’t matter what you feel are ya getting this? are ya up ta date? are ya listening to what they say? they’re gonna bomb the **** out of Iran ALL OPTIONS ARE HERE TO STAY and another one jerks him off another one jerks him off and another one jerks, another one strokes, another one jerks him off hey, grip him with both hands n’ jerk Netty Yahoo off! there are plenty of ways to lie to us plenty of ways to stir up a frenzy and it’s not too hard when the media pushes the perspective of the crazy we’re not in control if we stay on this course and this election year that figurehead behind the podium’s gonna tell Netty what he wants to hear another one jerks him off another one jerks him off and another one jerks, another one strokes, another one jerks him off hey, better get a dirty sock ta clean up after ya jerk him off.