And Nobody Gets Hurt
As a squirrel said to a boy eating peanuts
“Put those down and nobody gets hurt!”
Pretty damn bold of this furry tailed creature
This “too big for his britches” wee squirt
Sure needs to be taught a lesson or two
He must realize he could be easily squished
One foot down on his furry wee body
Lights out, he'll no longer exist
Don't write me letters all you animal lovers
They just get back what they deserve
He's NOT an animal, he's much too small
So back off, y'all got a nerve
“Put those down and nobody gets hurt!”
These guys sure got some attitude
As kids, we'd SHOOT them with B-B guns
“Back off and nobody get screwed”
© Jack Ellison 2015
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015
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