And Ignoble Prize Trumpeting Hubris Awarded To

And ignoble prize trumpeting hubris awarded to... Bourgeoisie donning ersatz overstuffed ego freezer bewigged pate "FAKE" grotesque humanitarian bribed corrupt judges will vindicate jimmied cracked corn land of "milk and honey" red hot button he spoils to activate countdown to Armageddon leaving nation prostrate, all the more reason to axe electoral college, now holds electorate hostage to bully tactics grate for dead souls – zombie thriller, viz Putin on the ritz, whereby Pavlov's dog will salivate on cue and pony show will titillate, and worse case scenario, a far more terrible fate than death by a thousand cuts equals his refusal not to abdicate presidency, should voters get smart to administrate White House with progressive commander in chief he/she will adjudicate decency, honesty, integrity... and acclimate government toward amity, comity, equality... oh,... and most importantly advocate salutary measures affecting biosphere, where industrialization didst devastate contaminate by bajillion beings birthrate, every square inch of Earth *****sapiens succeeded to abominate..., prima facie global warming doth correlate, hence primary requisite mandate to reorient modus operandi no time to wait, where carbon footprint negligible still preserving technological paradigm fixing low cussed electricity to generate courtesy renewable resources else man/womankind will become footnote atrophied trappings agglomerate twenty first century civilization damned, inundated, ossified bridgegate checkmated, choked, chucked... wag gone wheels das spare - tread fully tires fuming primate jammed fruits of loins going bananas infuriating, exhausting accelerating no exit (sorry Sartre) to circumnavigate hardy lee any recourse to extricate oneself from madding crowd self resignation minimally doth alleviate, whereby impatient broods frustrate inaccessible jackknifed mobility, thence spark ignites spontaneous eruption impossible mission to plug crowdsource mob frenzy translate pent up fury once loosed doth degenerate into atavistic pandemonium cutthroat rage snarling human logjam foaming at mouth poised to strike ready to decapitate any remaining shred of salvation barren feeble slow vac hoovering, milking, and sucking every last vestige of bondage peoples extirpate.