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Anatomy of a Date

First date went great 'Til G.O.A.T. ate plate Second time was fine Then she broke spine Third time paid bill to her Hos-pi-tal

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Jerry Brotherton

Date: 12/15/2023 2:21:00 PM

You know what they say, horrible first dates end up as the best relationships. Things can't get any worse, so the pressure is off.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/17/2023 12:35:00 PM

Hadn't thought of it that way, Jerry. Very interesting. All I can see is that one of my sons has a lousy first date -- and there's never a second date. Oh, well. Try figs, I guess. lol.

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 12/15/2023 5:39:00 AM

well, now this is a witty creation...quite clever. Maybe dating isn't your thing? Just sayin' :-) smiles! Sara

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/17/2023 12:38:00 PM

Perhaps dates aren't my thing. I'd better try figs next time...

Quoth Theraven

Date: 12/14/2023 6:54:00 PM

Gershon, Enjoying this Anatomy class immensely. -Richard