An Ideal Husband

An ideal husband doesn’t argue, He never squabbles or swears, Only about his wife he cares. He always says kind words, Doesn’t do anything that hurts. Doesn’t play cards or guzzles away money, Days and nights repeats: You are my honey! Out of the rest he is much wiser, He is not poor or a miser. In all he is good and so nice, Always gives a good advice. An ideal husband is very strong, And his wife is never wrong. Even in bed he is the best, Every day with him is a fest. At other women he never looks, And plus to that he nicely cooks. He is so handsome and not boring, And you will never hear him snoring. His wife is blameless and so gorgeous, She goes out and he’s not jealous. In all his wife he loves to assist. Does such a husband really exist? It seems he can be found only in dreams. ©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)