An Extraordinary Beauty Pageant

Our community is organizing a beauty pageant That's doesn't seem uncommon, right? The difference is, this pageant ain't for girls Hang on now, this might give you a fright! To be eligible to enter our competition You must be breathing if only a tad But one thing that's really different from others You must be male and possess great abs! Fortunately I'm blessed with a body to die for So the others don't stand a chance When it comes to the evening gown competition So stunning, all will know at a glance The thrill and excitement just boggles the mind The big networks will surely all be there David Letterman will interview the winner People will be coming from everywhere Right on schedule, the alarm clock goes off Putting an end to my silly adventure As I get up and stagger over to the mirror I flash my pearly white dentures! ©Jack Ellison 2012