An Easy Man

She put her hand upon my leg and I didn’t brush it off, then she held me in that special place, where the doctor says to cough. The next thing that I knew, our clothes were on the floor and before that night was finally through, I could stand no more. She didn’t return any of my calls, after that first date. Maybe I shouldn’t give in so fast – perhaps, I should hesitate. I think that I’ve been used again to scratch a young girl’s itch; This reputation of being an easy man is something I must ditch. Now, some men might be envious and can’t believe my luck; Some will say, “Why are you complaining – in a dry spell we are stuck” But these girls, they are just using me, to gain experience; I’m the one who started my prowess rumor and haven’t had any time off since.