An Average Schlepper

This fool doth not consider himself wise, writing paltry poetry difficult to read and/or actualize methinks perusers of great literature snub nose how I miserably advertise, laughable attempt to aerobicise fifty plus shades of gray matter lobbying showy words agonize zing effort perhaps best to cauterize near petrified glob - boon for scientists to analyze baffling laboratory technicians unusual crenulations a profound surprise pitiful peremptorily doth apologize unlike verbalization feasible after webbed whirled fist size terra incognita reveals numbskull years wrought yours truly to anesthetize smelting, squelching, and suppressing emotions scored how tree rings annualize environmental conditions definite premature imp of the pervert poe fella lifetime channels, where bullies did antagonize upon death requested autopsy authorize zing eager scalpels to apprize miniature dried river bed formerly streams of consciousness lake never seen before engendering crowdsource to hypothesize baffling every expert, how terrible fate did baptize ala lemony snicket series of unfortunate events multiplied power bajillion times number only Google could surmise obvious tell tale signs did brutalize as if smacked upside the head one unfortunate gladly apparently suffered maelstroms of armageddon size poet chars evidently succeeded to burglarize more successful than Watergate psychological ploys hackers noninvasively did cannibalize (perhaps bored furloughed government employees) albeit noninvasively deeming imposible to canonize resultant cerebral corpus understandably did capsize entire body politik (Democrat) faced, booked on hatred did demonize verbal assaults indicate suffering did caramelize cerebrum, cerebellum and brainstem resembling burnt offering  impossible to categorize glommed hardened integument colleagues hard pressed to characterize highly rendered anomaly, hence unfair to criticize erratic schizoid personality disorder quite evident amyloid plaques  did significantly crystalize definitely explain aberrant quirks resultant incessant emasculation  unquestionably led him to demoralize.