America's Number One Problem

I have researched the issue extensively and concluded most indubitably The #1 problem we must confront immediately is that the NBA is Tibetan-Nepalese free I realize that this kind of news may just shock both NBA fanatics and weekend warrior jocks As there have been social media rumors of a plan to load up rosters with ex-soldiers from Afghanistan Well, I for one, will not let myself get distracted The data's in, my words will not be retracted At this very moment, President Biden's selecting a 5-star commission to highlight the egregious wrong of Tibetan-Nepalese inadmission Our nation has the talent, the drive and the will to effect change to rock the world from Singapore to Brazil For the NBA's bias against Tibetan-Nepalese is a vile disease infecting every team owner privileged to speak Americanese So, let us look forward to that great day when NBA game-time rosters will look this way Fifteen Tibetans versus fifteen from Nepal ~ as long as they sing our National Anthem before they 'play ball!' ~ Not for Contest ~