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American's Most Scariest

You say you're not afraid Of Were-wolves and the like Or those blood-sucking Vamps That fly around at night No creature from the crypt Could make you run and hide And no pack of dead dog zombies Could make you stay inside Monsters sure know better To stay out of your way And if they don't, they know That they will have to pay You say you are the reason That ghosts are pale and white And ghouls and goblin only dare To come out late at night Now, I've known you just a few years And I'll confess it's true I've never met a person More scarier than you I remember the very day I was most, feared, for my life When I signed those legal papers That made you my EX-wife JTCurtis Oct 2014

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Date: 10/30/2014 12:16:00 PM
Peace and God's Blessings to you and yours...America's Scariest....indeed! lol! And, thank you for the love you showed my poem "I AM"
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Date: 10/29/2014 6:07:00 PM
Now that is funny!
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Date: 10/28/2014 6:41:00 PM
Ha, Ha, Ha, Jerry what a sense of humor or so I hope ha, ha, ha, ha....Sharon G.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/29/2014 8:54:00 AM
Thank you Sharon, you are a Treasure
Date: 10/27/2014 1:33:00 PM
OMG... funny, funny.... in a perverse sort of way!!
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/27/2014 2:15:00 PM
Yeah, that's kinda catchy "The Perverted Poet" lol
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/27/2014 2:12:00 PM
Thanks Terry
Date: 10/27/2014 1:06:00 PM
bahaha...Thanks for ghost writing this for me :)
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/27/2014 2:12:00 PM
And a Monster of a job it was Tim.
Date: 10/27/2014 12:42:00 PM
Hahaha Jerry. Good one! Not very flattering for someone out there though.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 10/27/2014 2:14:00 PM
Thanks Brenda, Maybe that's true, but I'm sure well deserved

Book: Shattered Sighs