American Wood

In a little ultra Leftist bastion called Berkley a congregation of American Libertarians came, it was March 4th and proud patriots marched forth in solidarity for America's freedoms, celebrating inherent rights with gratitude most of all the 1st Amendment was to be applauded, the liberty for public assembly, to meet and speak as men and women unintimidated by black clad communists, unafraid of those uncivil, representing all ages, colors, and storied origins, everyone volunteering to uphold our starry flag with hands of strong equality, these honestly brave Americans were met by an angry mob of anti American aggressors many of whom were faceless, feckless flag burners frothing to fight the old and the young seething to see blood against the bold banners, the modus operandi of the "Antifa" apes is to bully and bash, to cackle in criminal hysteria, the world has never known worse hypocrites, they are a cheap paint covering a moral rust rotten in their self righteousness, as their violence pitched in the park the goons didn't realize that the "Alt Knight" was present, a vigilante with Texas teeth and a showstopper's stick, the punks of penny pride were accustomed to chasing down the defenseless mauling men, women and seniors unprepared for vicious violations of their rights, this afternoon would witness a different affect, armored with a Second Amendment helmet, a round Viking shield with an American flag embossed to it, gas mask to negate pepper spray and shin gaurds for scum kickin, after rescuing innocent Americans from a huge rabid radical, neutralizing him with sheer nerve the lunatic talked as thunder and stood like a nervous nut clearly he knew that to get crackin with the "Alt Knight" meant to get a beastly bruising, the pinnacle at the park brawl would become a statement of savage honor, standing near a stainless U.S. flag with his Texas sweatshirt mantle loose the "Alt Knight" saw two attackers approaching his compatriot with reckless mania, the first he struck with a smooth side stroke clipping the creep's face like a bolt of liberty lightning buckling him into banishment, the second bumrusher got blighted by a tomahawk strike to the head the wood shattering on the dope's skull, a symbolic splintering of sinful ego, the extremists learned this day from the "Alt Knight" that he'll split your dome if ya wanna play the thug drone - J.A.B. I invite everyone to view video footage of this epic showdown at the Berkley Rally in which "The Based Stickman", aka. the "Alt Knight" defended Americans from tyranny...Justin A. Bordner