Always Tell the Tooth In Court

ALWAYS TELL THE TOOTH IN COURT Queen’s dentist did a filling in her crown Monarch paid him with one poetic ode And then quickly left London town Dentist didn’t like this payment mode Dentist and patient in court over bills Judge said let him pay who wills Lisping judge said he wanted the tooth Whole tooth and nothing but the tooth Dentist said she reaped what she sowed According to the dentists’ payment code. Judge awarded dentist an extra ode To clear up the royal mess on what was owed. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Written for Nancy Jones’ Contest “A Toothful Ode”