Alladdin Lamp

ALLADDIN’S LAMP Walking a day by Almeria’s desert Where are shot Western films And other variegated games Suddenly I put mine’s right foot In the Alladdins’ mouth lamp And, in a flash, I heard a voice saying: -Shocking mistake¡ During I was sleeping On a bed with two mattresses One step on my “so long¡”, to me That was dreaming with a black cat Falling in love with a greyish she cat Near the door of a convent Where a friar piss on the twos And the rabid black cat Leaping from his beloved greyish she cat Scratched the friar’ tail The friar, who, now, cry and cry: -Mamma mia from the Sky That the cat scratched my clapper¡ I saying to Alladin Asking to him thousand forgivenesses: Do You know to play guitar? He answering me singing: -Ouch, squid, squid Your mother bad and you ***** You put oneself apron up Your love looking at the North, at midday And Your father is called as “SliceMelons” Woolly dog, dog without teeth Don’t ask to me Your three whises Because I’m giving these to You just now: To Your father, the peach To Your mother, the pear And to You, the pepper And know that now and ever The hare runs by the sea The sardines by the hill The fishes by the stubbles And the shares are made with peel of bacon. -As You, I said to him At the top of one’s voice Taking out the foot from the lamp And with a kick, puting it Below his chin.