All I Want For Xmas Is a Poetry Membership

All I want for Christmas Is my two front teeth All my back teeth A Mercedes or Bentley A life time membership to Hugh Hefner's mansion The rights to the song "If I had a million dollars" Cause then I would have 5 million dollars A new pair of socks A house full of books With a sexy librarian too boot Or in some nice boots If its not too too much trouble Santa list of naughty girls Some Newfoundland screech A clock that can turn back time I train set 1000 times bigger than Arthur s And his butler Again. If its not too much trouble A few hundred genies in bottles A few Rembrandt's and various other famous paintings The country of Iceland, if the price is right Oh and all the episodes of "The Rockford files" and "Colombo" My childhood back Oh and a private plane I do not really want one but it would seem plain silly If I don’t ask, n'est pas? I almost almost forgot, a harem or even a few Just for images sake For I want only one princess Of course, I would gladly give this all away If when I see a child suffer or sad I could paint happiness inside in their little souls If only I could paint happiness inside of us all Of course we can start with the poetry membership!