All For One

I’m a bit of a mystery, a bit of a myth. My answer to small talk is taking the fifth. My loyal troops are always gathered ‘round. It’s just Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, And me. I’m a bit of a fog, and a bit of a fraud. I’ve smuggled illegal opinions abroad. I hang with all the usual suspects. It’s just Bigfoot, Yeti, Paul Bunion, And me. I’m a bit of a rumor, and a bit of a fact. You can tell by the way my critics react. But I’m never worried by all their drawn swords. It’s just Athos, Porthos, Aramis, And me.