Alien Invasion

We are about to be invaded by forces unknown, the Martians are coming and their cover is now blown. The invasion will start in the east around dusk, we were warned to stay away, that darn Elon Musk. Their mother ship is in orbit right now around Earth, for years they’ve been watching our conception and birth. They have large round heads, a pointed nose and green lips, those so called spy balloons were just the first of their ships. They have been controlling our minds with Verizon’s 5G, their beachhead will form at the base of the dead sea. Those martian balloons can be quite tricky to spot, so keep one eye on the sky and look for a green dot. We have fought our first battle, up north in the snow, they can’t hide in the dark because their beady eyes glow. For them our urine is toxic, so climb up high in a tree, drink plenty of fluids, so when they’re close you can pee.