Alien Halloween

As he sped down the highway late one night A beautiful hitch hiker he happened to see He stopped and did what was right And picked up this mysterious beauty She smiled and said her name was Dianne He introduced himself as Sam The truth was she was an alien Hours before her spaceship did land But when Sam tried to get fresh She took a bite out out of his flesh He screamed in pain as blood spurted everywhere This pretty hitch hiker was now a monster to be feared In a matter of minutes Sam was dead Down the highway the hitch hiker now sped She arrived in the next town about 8:15 Just in time for Halloween That night she feasted on vampires And bit off the nose of a witch But the zombies pushed her in the ditch And feasted on her till she twitched It was a lesson to this alien queen Never visit earth on Halloween....