Aj's Hair

My hair is picky I need a shampoo I tried every brand Yet nothing will do So I hit up the net To find a solution Cooked up a storm And created pollution. I added subtracted And multiplied twice. Came up with something I couldn't cut with a knife. So I twisted and churned And added a scoop. Created something That resembled a soup. I gave it a nod Because I thought it was right Shampooed my hair And turned it all white. I added some color Some fragrance and shine Thought for sure It would work this time. I woke up this morning My hair was all gone. Something for sure Went terribly wrong. But no need to worry I'm working on wax. Hopefully my hair Will never grow back.