Agony Aunt

Dear Depressed Girlfriend You must accept it is the end For if his love be just and true He would by now, be holding you For I would walk one thousand mile To take a loved one down the aisle Clearly this is not the case So you should compose yourself with grace Accept a past love now has gone Life is too short, you must move on Why not join a single's club For there may wait your true cherub You suffer agony and pain But you will soon find love again Regards Agony Aunt ps next time you write in, please put a stamp on the envelope.