Aged To Perfection

Tall, dark and handsome With a muscular physic He's everything a woman could ask for He even has an impressive technique Smooth as an aged Bottle of fine wine And filled with words That’ll make a woman Loose her mind How can there be such a man That’s just that sweet And still be called a heterosexual Never in my wildest dreams Have I met a man That’s plushed, polished and oh so sleek Like a well written book That I could critique I’d give him nothing but rave reviews And awards up the creek