Advise For Guys Bound For Pathmark

I'm pushing this heavy cart without any strenght left, and through isles swarming with shoppers I'm confused by the above signs; I rush to the one I missed dismaying onlookers. How can I be so forgetful... shouldn't I have a list of all items I use thoughout the week? I admit that guys are different from gals with their minds focus on household things! Yes, we guys aren't as patient as they are, looking for bargains is a thriftiness that bugs us; and down those isles we go..not reading labels, not comparing prices...just filling up our shopping cart with food we don't really need! And who will be embarassed when the cashier tells us annoyingly that the credit card has been declined! Oh, good grief...we don't carry enough cash, to avoid blushing in the publice eye while the the line gets longer! My advice to you guys: before you venture out shopping, stash your wallet with enough cash, or check the balance on your credit or debit card; it's another way of being smart! And besides being admired, you may also find romance while you are in line and a pretty girl smiles, trying to start an intelligent conversation... leading to a date or even marriage! Do you get it? Look sharp, flash lots of money and really get lucky! If you fellas do what I have suggested, you'll have broads flocking to you and your buddies will envy you for your luck!