Adventures of Robin Hood and His Merry Men

Adventures of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. No1. Robin’s Thick Member We wuz out huntin that day Ah remembers as plain as can be When a ansome buck came us way Fust to shoot was me mate Unlucky Now that buck he just looked in us faces With an air of his royal decree Displayin his arrogunt graces At the arra there stuck in the tree Ah says, “Robin, he won’t be best pleased At missin his dinner agen Your damn good at arrain trees An pissin off his merry men” If we goes back to camp with no meal That maid, she will giv us sum stick She’ll shove us sum manky old veal An the merry men will all be sick” Then Unlucky he says that he saw Over there be-ind the rockery A big ol boy of a boar But his arra, yes, it foun a tree Stood Marion with expectation The night would be one great party But after me grand explanation We was whipped a foot up from the knee Then Robin “Unlucky”, he says “You’s a poor shot as all us can see If that buck agen inter view strays Just bloomin well aims fer the tree. Coz averages seem to dictate You could bag that buck if you tried If only you’d concentrate An wern’t so bloody cross eyed” So Unlucky he thinks to his sen I’ll show them a thing or two That big head an his stinky men Will be dinin on best red deer stew Once more he foun his sen afore That deer who was showin no fear He watched as his arra did soar Past that grinnin bucks twitchin left ear But wait, that buck he was down His hooves in the air on his back The arra that just missed his crown Had given him sheer heart attack He was cheered when he got back to camp An the night became one great party With a bow he was proclaimed a champ An no longer known as Unlucky.