Advanced Animal Mutations

It's the latest intellectual thing; it's in vogue To dare to say it doesn't make you a rogue You can let people know that experts can show That we are just two-legged animals: It's so! Between us are no unbridgeable separations We are merely advanced animal mutations Our music no better than a Thai elephant's clanging Our language duplicated by an ape on a keyboard banging So, I'm terribly sorry to be behind the times here But I find all of this to be unutterably ***** For to me it is the height of laughable misinformation To try to conceive of an animal with a human's imagination