Abecedarian Alliteration

An abecedarian Australian animal activist Bagged bodacious big bucks Caustically criticizing crocodiles, Driving darling dragons Essentially extinct. Eschewing Fact, fabricating fanciful fiction, Grifting gloriously, He haughtily held hostage Important, instructive information, Juxtaposed jaundiced, junk Kangaroo kills, Leveling large lizard libel, Manufacturing marsupial misinformation malevolently. On other ominous occasions, Preferring pernicious propaganda, Quickly, querulously, quashed Real, rational reports, rather, Substituted several substantially Tarnished technical travesties, Undermining unified understanding. Very vociferously, viciously Wrote works without warrant, Xenophobic xenotypic yarns, yammering yellow-bellied yawps, Zombie-like, zealously.