A Yarn of Leprechauns

Come hear me yarn of leprechauns A thieving little folk, That left me laying by me pond Asleep beneath me oak. They came about the midnight hour To lay me cupboard bare, And then they used their magic powers Me vision to impair. They ate me apples I had dried And hung there in the sun, Then took me crumpets that I fried And even got me buns! As if them apples weren't enough Me pecans vanished too, The devils even pinched me snuff Before the raid was through. They danced about on moonlit beams Then scampered 'cross me rug, That's when the rascals came it seems 'Twas halfway through me jug! Timothy I. Brumley