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A Unique Parting Gift

Gave my dear Ex a parting gift A lovely comfortable chair But I'm really not allowed to turn it on It's a felony in this land so fair! I'm not to blame if her latest hubby Made a very big mistake And lit her up like a Christmas Tree Smelling like an overdone steak As he watched his lover bake away He sported this evil grin It seemed that things weren't all that great With my dear sweet Ex and him So on her epitaph was written this “I loved receiving gifts” But this one was really too hot to handle Sure gave her ending a twist! © Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 9/18/2020 11:21:00 PM
Funny funny funny! Wouldnt want to get on your bad side! always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/19/2020 1:37:00 PM
LOL I'm really just a pussy cat! XOX
Date: 12/9/2012 3:04:00 PM
OOOHHH MMMYYY... Twisted... but funny... I think? Shame on you...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/9/2012 4:30:00 PM
YUP! Twisted!!! Sorry, I ran of the rails a bit there! Hugs, Jack
Date: 12/8/2012 7:13:00 AM
Thanks for another giggle Jack xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/8/2012 7:18:00 AM
You're welcome my dear Mandy! You came to the right place for giggles! However, Cathie is starting to worry about me! LOL Love and big hugs, Jackers (which rhymes with crackers!)

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