A Tempting Fate

(Inspired by the humorous short story, "Angel Of The Odd", by Edgar Allan Poe.) This young man had just been visiting his mother, His wife disapproved of spending his time with another, He grabbed his coat and hat, but not an umbrella, For, he was quite an unwise and careless fella. The rain began to pour with thunder and lightning, This foolish man did not find it a bit frightening, He was looking forward to a warm hug and a kiss, Although, it was her cooking that he really did miss. He quickly jumped over puddles and leapt the gate, But, little did he know, that he was tempting fate, He knocked and pounded his fist on the front door, The house remained dark, though it never was before. Now, all that he needed to do was simply unlock it, But, he found the key was no longer in his pocket, He picked up a rock and shattered the window pane, It didn't matter to him, if he disturbed their entire lane. He cooked and ate his dinner, now he wanted dessert, In his mind he thought, what could one more bite hurt?, The young man could not silence the feeling to crave, Yet, that is what would put him right into the grave. His wife's specialty was a heavenly, angel food cake, And, into this one, a secret ingredient, she did bake, A drop of deadly poison to keep her husband at home, For, she never liked the idea of being left all alone. He was very much in love with this pretty, young baker, Yet, she had planned a date with the local undertaker, Her selfish plans to tempt him, had worked all too well, His new home, six feet under, is now where he would dwell. Written February, 27th, 2014 For Craig Cornish's contest - "Angel Of The Odd"