A Simple Southern Christmas

It's gonna be a simple southern Christmas here. All I want from Santa is some egg nog, bourbon and beer. I'm gonna wait on Santa Christmas Eve night, and when he's not lookin' I just might, steal his reindeer. It's gonna be a simple southern Christmas here. I'm sending out my Christmas cheer. I'm gonna sit on my front porch swing and sing. It will be a good thing to hear those jingle bells ring. I thought I seen Santa on the backwoods bayou road, but instead it was a big fat toad. It'a a wonderful simple southern Christmas here. Santa just brought me some egg nog, bourbon, and beer. When he wasn't lookin' I stole his reindeer. So now I can deliver my Christmas cheer. But hurry, hurry, I'm in a rush, got to give that reindeer a little push. Got to go, got to go, got to get home to fix my gumbo. It is Christmas day, and I'm in a rush I must say. It's gonna be a simple southern Christmas here. Just add egg nog, bourbon and beer. Mix it up with some Christmas cheer. I'm ready for Christmas every year.