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A Silly Limerick

There once was a fellow from New York Who had a reputation of being a dork Could be found in Times Square Wearing pink underwear And eating ice cream with a fork! (Told you it was silly) © Jack Ellison 2015

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Tim Smith

Date: 8/27/2015 6:46:00 PM

The fork didn't work out to well...for on his shirt it happened to befell...it left a big spot...that shirt it was shot....so the New Yorker from now only ate jell(o) ...lol

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2015 7:11:00 PM

Great limerick comeback, Mr. Timothy!!! LOL

Dm Babbit

Date: 8/27/2015 2:15:00 PM

No one is a dork in New York. They are all ... shall we say - unique. Love the limerick, let's all be silly. Sincerely, D

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2015 4:02:00 PM

Good to meet you DM! Thanks for the fun response my friend! Cheers, Jack

Carol Eastman

Date: 8/27/2015 10:54:00 AM

Ummm... Wearing pink underware in Times Square wouldn't even be noticed... The news says girls are now running around there topless. REALLY! Now Jack! Slow down that heart... Quick Lady Cathie... Grab him before he gets away! And some one... Please give those girls some clothes!... No! Grandpa Troll you can't go! We need you here... I shouldn't have said anything... OOOPPPS... Had to open my mouth... Definitely stirred the pot... a little. Never mind Dragon... I'll explain when you're older...

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/27/2015 11:02:00 AM

Sorry... gotta catch a plane for NY!!! LOL xxxx