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A Shady Lady's Tactics

For the crime of whining, guilty as charged But this shady lady's tactics need to be barred Unfair they are Lured me into her car Used me for bumpity bump, my reputation is scarred © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/14/2015 5:46:00 AM

Love the crazy stories you tell! This sounds like a true story? If not, you have one wild imagination. Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 5:42:00 PM

Nope! Never happened to me but I'm still hoping!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 5/7/2015 8:28:00 AM

The way you write... Your reputation is just fine... Silly Bear!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/7/2015 8:33:00 AM

Whew!!! What a relief! xxx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 5/5/2015 4:43:00 PM

And I'm sure you hated every minute of it!! LOL~Jan

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2015 6:40:00 PM

Yes at first! But then she did some stuff to me and the experience wasn't all that bad!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/5/2015 2:16:00 PM

Your reputation is all you have : )....we believe it was all her fault

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2015 6:38:00 PM

IT WAS!!! I had NO idea why she wanted me to get into the back seat!!!

Nandita Das

Date: 5/5/2015 9:01:00 AM

Hahaha....her tactics suit you fine. :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2015 9:21:00 AM

Methinks I maybe pushing the bawdy limits with these... what say you? LOL Huggs, Jack xxx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 5/5/2015 8:30:00 AM

Lol!!!Ohhh that bum.pity bum p : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/5/2015 8:55:00 AM

Love bumpity bump!!! LOL Thanks for dropping by my dear sweet Charmaine! Maybe I won't be so naughty next time but I can't promise! Love, Jack xxx