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A Recipe For Going To Hell

A Recipe for going to Hell Ingredients First you start with the devil 1 cold heart 2 cups of whiskey 4 cups of jealously 5 cups of hate 3 cups of adultery 21 teaspoon of lies And a lot of backbiting Directions------------------ You take the devil and mix him with the 1 cold heart, then you go around tearing God church apart You take the 2 cups of whiskey, and mix it with the 21 teaspoon of lies; you then persecute God’s saints, and ignore their humble cries Mix the 4 cups of jealously with the 5 cups of hate, don’t worry about heaven, you will never enter the gate Now last but not least; you take the 3 cups of adultery and mix it with a lot of backbiting; you are on your way to hell now; Ain't this exciting? This is a recipe that I would not use, nor would I sell, and if you use it today, it’s a recipe for going to hell!

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Date: 11/10/2012 12:23:00 PM
Right on track!!!
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Lillie Williams
Date: 11/10/2012 12:36:00 PM
Thanks Jim
Date: 11/7/2012 3:22:00 PM
hahahaha this cracked me up, that sure is a lot of hell you got going on here :) enjoyed this wonderful mix, love elizabeth
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Lillie Williams
Date: 11/8/2012 10:21:00 AM
Thank you Elizabeth.

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