A Real Relationship

I want a relationship that'll bring championships. I don't want to be reading fake scripts. I want something that's real. So my heart won't ever have to heal. I want that kind of thrill. Some people had said this. And still went on to have a fake kiss. I'm not like that. I like to chat. I'll listen. And I'm a Christian. I don't want a random companion. I want a companion that'll help me become a champion. I want someone who shares the same beliefs and not someone who thinks I'm underneath. I want someone who can handle my jokes. Not someone who'll give me strokes. I don't want someone to change my personality. I want someone who can adapt to my family. I want someone to love. Not someone to shove. I don't want drama. That always comes with karma. I want a girl. And definitely not hurl. Maybe your that companion. Just let me shoot you out of a Canon to be sure. And let's see if your mature. Honestly I don't know where to go now. If you have a cow. I'll help you chow down. Oh boy I hope I meet clown.