A Rant and a Few Laughs

THE DUMB BLONDE Our dumb blonde leader is a total buffoon Living in cloud cuckoo land in his cocoon His party's starved our N. H. S. Now the country is in a mess Thinks the flu virus will be over real soon... OUR CRACKPOT GOVERNMENT They wanted to create herd immunity Run covid - 19 through our community Now that's a war crime They should all do time Par for the course, they'd all get impunity... (ON A LIGHTER Note) TIMMMY MCGEE There was an old man called Timmy McGee Every day he'd drink a gallon of tea One night forgot to do His business on the loo He woke up floating next morning in pee... HAPPY BUCK There was an old man known as Happy Buck Loved loud music but he ran out of luck Had earphones in each ear Poor old Buck didn't hear Approaching sound of a thirty ton truck... JED THE KEEPER At the zoo a big cat keeper called Jed Instead of meat tried to give them stale bread They roared in defiance Poor Jed lost his balance One saw his chance and bit off his head... BILLY GILL The dumb outlaws led by Billy Joe Gill Bank and train robbery they had no skill They tried to leave town But they were tracked down Now they all lie in a plot on Boot Hill... Written 2nd April 2020.