A Night In Somnia

I spent a night in Somnia which put me to the test The lodgings were luxurious but I could find no rest They said it was a quiet town I fell for all their ploys And all the stupid sheep I tried to count made too much noise Minutes ticking into hours All my dreams were lost And like a stir-fry vegetable is how I turned and tossed That cheap motel in Somnia was just a tourist trap No matter how I tried I couldn't even take a nap So I had a cup of coffee waiting for the sun to rise The night was finally over as I rubbed my bloodshot eyes Now here I am in Sanity the company where I work I'm staring at computer screens and feeling like a jerk Too many nights in Somnia have made me hit a wall Oh great! Here comes my manager The pink slip says it all!