A Night In Rotgut the Saga of Zack Waverly

I've been insulted, And been challenged Been shot at And been cursed But listenin' To these locals I know things can't get worst The music, if you call it Missing notes from missing keys But no one pays attention When the player Cuts the cheese The dance hall girls Are dancing Like a heard of Buffalo And they're danced Their way from places That I don't want To Know They call 'Her' a Saloon Girl, right ! Maybe 30 years ago and if that Dress was Any tighter We'd all sure Have a show And that train wreck Called the owner She's still smiles As she greets Every cowpoke That walks in Even though She's lost her teeth Now, I'm sittin' In the corner Of the only Bar in town And if one more Local talks to me I'm gonna shoot'em down