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Jan Allison Poop Limericks Contest   June 22, 2023

For months I've been away from the Soup And I just learned about all the scoop Contest on crap and farts From smelly body parts Toilet humor all 'bout making poop Wife got mad when I forgot to flush She yelled at me then gave me a brush She told me that unless I clean up my own mess I'd have to poo outside in the slush Do not insult me with your yapper I know I've never seemed quite dapper My turds never smell sweet They stink more than my feet When I take a mid-morning crapper

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Date: 6/28/2023 12:27:00 PM
They say that laughter is the best medicine Mark, and oh my gosh!!! Unless you have an overdose of course! I could die laughing right now, you are SOOOO funny!!! I can't stop laughing!
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Date: 6/23/2023 12:30:00 PM
A fun/creative write. Do you enjoy house cleaning??? Want to do my house??? $0.50 an hour, OK??? Hahaha... Have a fun day writing away..................
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/26/2023 10:22:00 AM
Thank you, Paula.
Date: 6/22/2023 4:43:00 PM
Mark, Ha ha ha, I enjoyed your limericks.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/22/2023 5:36:00 PM
Hey Tania. I’m glad you did. Thanks!
Date: 6/22/2023 3:06:00 PM
...if there be some mo(u)rning crap....per poop....then...hmmmm...read elsewhere? .....stan : )
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Date: 6/22/2023 5:35:00 PM
Not a chance! Don’t mess with where I take a crap or what I do when taking it. Thanks
Date: 6/22/2023 1:51:00 PM
I can only shake my head over the influence Jan is having on our writing. lol You gave her three ridiculously gross ones and she'll love them!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/22/2023 5:33:00 PM
Lol Lin. It was worth the visit to the soup today to write these for Jan. Thanks.

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