A Monster's In My Dryer

A monster’s in my dryer A monster took my clothes What exactly happened to them Heaven’s only knows. Have you met this monster before? The monster that eats my socks? I know he eats and listens But I’m not so sure he talks. The monster that’s in my dryer Tries to eat my T- shirts too Something’s eating them that’s for sure It sounds like something a monster would do. He eats up all the evidence That guilty rascal him I don’t understand when he eats my clothes Where in the world does he stuff them. If this monster in my lint department shows up, I will trap him and throw him away. And if he ever shows up in yours, Please do the same for me, OK?