A Minnow In My Soup

Waiter waiter! look! but monsieur you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas? Waiter waiter Not one swimming around in my soup a brown minnow full of brown poop I don't want minnow poop in the soup why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine before death Waiter now I know why Greeks throw dishes at walls I swear than damn minnow tried to write a poem, what gaul! Plato must be going mad in his grave Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey to drown out this bad taste? No comment