A Message To These Girls On the 'Net

This is a message to these girls on the ‘net: You are just lucky I haven’t met you yet. I’m on to your games – I’m well aware; Let me warn you, I’m not easy to scare. (Go ahead and flirt with him) Type up your cutesy comments, All those desperate texts? I hope they’re sent. Call him a hundred times and two more; Leave enough voicemails to make your voice sore. (Show him how desperate you really are.) He’s mine now – all mine – so you better get a hint. I’m getting really tired of this stupid stint. Go find a life; go find a boy in reality. It’s not my fault your heart has been a causality. My boyfriend’s “cute”, my boyfriend’s “deep.” Man, do you really think he’s that neat? He’s a good listener – I know – makes you feel like you’re something. Let me inform you: you are nothing. I'll remind you again, he loves me And I’m the only girl he wants to see. Your words mean absolutely nothing to him. So stop it … he’s not interested.