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A Lump In My Jumper

A very sexy lady once took me aside And patted me on my enormous backside Said, lose some pounds And we'll go a few rounds The large lump in my jumper I sure couldn't hide © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 9/8/2015 4:13:00 PM
Hahaha, cute one dear...~Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/8/2015 5:03:00 PM
I don't normally wear jumpers anymore!!! LOL Love, Santa xxx
Date: 9/6/2015 8:40:00 PM
You are sonething else Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2015 8:51:00 PM
And when they figure me out... thry'll put me in the looney bin in solitary confinement!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 9/6/2015 5:35:00 PM
ha ha ha love it Jack:-) hugs jan xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2015 5:50:00 PM
Naughty?????? YUP!!!!!! LOL Love, Jackson xxx
Date: 9/6/2015 9:58:00 AM
Oh My! LimmerJack... You are having a feisty day! Was that Lady Cathie... By the way?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2015 10:15:00 AM
Not talkin'!!! LOL xxxxxx

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