A Letter To Salicious Crumb

Dear Salacious Crumb, where did you go? I saw what Luke did to the sail barge, as Leia jumped off I witnessed the blow; Echoes of your ceremonious laugh lingered after that swift disappearance; Did Skywalker hit you with a Skiff’s staff? Bib Fortuna cackled ‘He’s no Jedi.’ I have a feeling you saw through all that; You know all the smugglers who stop by; Personal sidekick of Jabba The Hutt, it’s logical you’d know how to escape right out of a hidden palace shortcut; Could have traveled to another planet, or hidden with those wild desert Jawas; You’re known for being such a sly bandit; If not on Tatooine where have you been? Where in a galaxy far far away? I gotta know; Sincerely, a Star Wars fan.