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A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

The boss had too much egg nog at the office party. Oh, She set her goal to snog me beneath the mistletoe! With lecherous intentions she stalks me ‘cross the floor until she finally pins me against the bathroom door! Her boozy breath assails me. I very nearly swoon! Her scarlet nails impale me. I realize I’m doomed! The darting of her tongue leaves me in a daze. Her kiss, so thick with rum, I better get a raise! 11/23/2013

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Date: 12/26/2014 9:43:00 PM
GARY, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
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Date: 12/19/2014 8:37:00 AM
Congratulations Gary, it's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx
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Date: 12/17/2014 4:36:00 AM
Nicely crafted piece on the theme, congrats on the win,
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/17/2014 7:13:00 AM
Thank you, Dr. Mehta. I haven't been around for a while, so this was a nice surprise.
Date: 12/16/2014 4:47:00 PM
This made me smile many congrats on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/17/2014 7:13:00 AM
Thank you, Jan. I had no idea the contest was still going on!
Date: 12/19/2013 9:51:00 AM
As my grandson says"Yuck'
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/19/2013 1:19:00 PM
Your grandson is wise beyond his years. ;)
Date: 12/12/2013 7:26:00 PM
Wham bam thank you Gary! You deserve to have your salary doubled! Funny write chuck
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Gary Watkins
Date: 12/13/2013 12:17:00 AM
Thank you, Chuck. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 11/24/2013 10:21:00 AM
Gary, haha.. Yes, some party going on... I hope you get that raise. The boss lady seems to be a bit raunchy, lol.. no style while under the mistletoe... Love this... LINDA
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Gary Watkins
Date: 11/24/2013 11:39:00 AM
Thankfully, this never really happened. - Gary
Date: 11/24/2013 9:43:00 AM
That's funny...maybe you'll at least get employee of the month!
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Gary Watkins
Date: 11/24/2013 11:39:00 AM
That certainly wouldn't have been in my job description! - Gary

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