A Kind of Kin

Just another night in the dim pub light When McJock sat up close to McGee There, at the bar, drinking both from a jar Laughing and slapping their knees When came from Jock's throat, a more serious note A question he posed to McGee "If I went to your house and made love to your wife And she had a baby, by me Since your wife and I mated, would that make Us related, It boggles my mind Half Again, Beyond 'magination but by my estimation Is it possible that we could be Kin" McGee thought awhile, then turned with a smile Said "I don't tink so, and it's time I was leavin' But dere's one ting for sure dat no one can ignore It most certainly would make us both even"