A Happy Wife Is a Happy Life

FOR HUBBY! Always remember To never say that she must ask your mom For a recipe, that’s disastrous! Always remember To laugh at yourself and with her, Never, at her. Always remember That if there are no children, your Wife always comes first, Always remember To let your past remain in the past! Always remember If she says that she is just OK, it means She is not OK, Always remember, That she is the sexiest and prettiest Woman on planet earth! Always remember Don’t ever try to change her You married her for what she is! Always remember And never forget your anniversary Or her birthday, Always remember To choose your words carefully during a Disagreement, a nasty word, cannot be recalled! Always remember To let your wife control the climate In the car. And so if you remember all the above, You will have a happy wife, For all your remaining life! Will soon be posting the rules that Apply to a wife!