A Happy Husband

If you want to be a happy husband always smiling and relaxed with no boggling of the mind caring only to live and die in peace, woo and marry a young mistress you know so well- the one who has worn gold medal in the Olympic games in the stadium of people’s mind and public opinion for her talents of being ugly; disgusting in appearance The one whose legs quarrel when she moves and the mouth has never learnt the art of smiling feminine smiles to impress lure masculine world. Identify young mistress the world doesn’t give a second glance when she moves in streets and only nobody can sit with her in taxi and talk nothing that can cause your heart to jump in your mouth Pray for a mistress who is a dark continent and all explorers fear to go into the interior due to the fears of the unknown. You’ll surely sit at home relaxed In the place of work you’ll breathe breath of joy and comfort that after all the wife you marry has no vocabulary of cheating in her dictionary and she is for you alone in this wilderness of hostile curiosity. .